September 21, 2009

One of life's mischievous pleasures...

...Is following Anthony Watt's blog, and seeing the Arctic Sea Ice Extent creep slowly up. Here's the the latest. (Or you can go direct to the source.)

Just follow the red line. And think of all the Lefty hopes of gaining power that are invested in dying Polar Bears. (Which are of course increasing also, but you are not supposed to know that.) Ha ha! all those lovable pacifists and anti-imperialists, drooling over gaining global power and forcing the little people to obey them and worship them. And yet......... and yet......... the ice isn't shrinking......

Perhaps Global Cooling will afford them some opportunities to be the big bosses.....

Though I have to admit this is very funny...

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs | The Onion:

..."This is no longer conjecture," Lorenzen added. "This is a full-blown crisis."

According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming in recent years, threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting, carry out massive government cover-ups, or simply as a hidden headquarters from which to battle the forces of evil and fight crime.

"Last week a giant ice sheet broke off and split my prized underground complex nearly in half," said Dr. Raygun, a self-described psychotic mastermind best known for his diabolical thought-control experiments. "Now millions of dollars in state-of-the-art doomsday devices are goneā€”all because of the environmental carnage wrought by the human race."

"You spend your whole career concocting a brilliant scheme to wipe out all of mankind, and what happens?" Dr. Raygun continued. "They bring about a major global catastrophe completely on their own, those fools!"

Evil Scientist Dr. Raygun has begun the expensive task of moving his entire mutant staff to their Titan moon base.

Scientists predict the problem will only get worse as rising temperatures release methane trapped in Arctic permafrost, perpetuating the warming cycle and threatening the habitats of those who depend on the ice caps for safety from the prying, meddling public.

Earlier this week a flying saucer surfaced and is reportedly still pulsating with increasingly intense, unearthly colors. And late last month, a mystical order of Nazi occultists emerged from an underground bunker where they had spent decades communing with the Hyperborean gods and attempting to breed a new Aryan super-species destined to destroy Homo sapiens and rule the earth for untold millennia.

The 12 elderly Germans were detained by local law enforcement in Wainwright, AK....
(Thanks to Dave T.)
Posted by John Weidner at September 21, 2009 9:42 PM
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