September 16, 2005

Unilateralist Bush occupies NOLA without UN mandate...

Seen in Best of the Web:

Forgotten but not gone, mad mama Cindy Sheehan is still ranting away over at the Fluffington Toast in hope of defying Andy Warhol and scoring a 16th minute of fame. In her latest post, she declares, "George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self [sic] from power."

Mrs. Sheehan, originally a sympathetic figure, is now merely a pathetic one, and we're inclined to ignore her totally, except that we keep remembering all those Angry Left types who, a few short weeks ago, were declaring that she had "absolute moral authority" and was going to transform American politics. If thinking about that doesn't give you a good, deep, soul-cleansing laugh, nothing will...

I remember. "This time it's curtains for Chimpyburton McBush. We have the silver bullet that will drive a wooden stake through his heart!" I expected Sheehan to fade once people got a good look at what a poisonous little screwball she is, but the speed of the meltdown is surprising. No doubt George Galloway still cherishes her.

And I suppose those criminals and thugs who were terrorizing people in New Orleans when authority broke down are now going to be called "insurgents?" Or maybe "freedom fighters?"

Posted by John Weidner at September 16, 2005 02:47 PM | TrackBack
Comments

What has me in stitches is I did a parody like this on Sept 7th. I called for the immediate withdrawal of troops from NO and commented that we had no UN approval and we had no exit stradegy. Now Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore say seriously what I was saying in jest. They are both parodies in themselves.

Posted by: Ken Bingham at September 16, 2005 03:14 PM

Ken's parody is here...

Bring back Cindy Sheehan. We need her voice to carry our message. "Get our troops out of New Orleans now!" No blood for oil! No blood for chicken gumbo!...

Posted by: John Weidner at September 16, 2005 05:08 PM

Oh my God, what a line - "No blood for chicken gumbo!"

Hardest I have laughed in a long long time. Thank you for that one. Wiping away tears as I write.

Posted by: Mike Plaiss at September 16, 2005 06:37 PM

Wow, the cockroaches are out! Cindy Sheehan, who is still dancing on her son's grave to become famous, has invaded New Orleans. All of this without UN approval, or a declaration of war. It is about time that she admits her mistakes and step down. And for God's sake, LET YOUR SON REST IN PEACE! Now a moron named Louis Farakhan (if I misspelled his name, SO WHAT!) claims that the government blew up the levies in order to flood black nieghborhoods (you know, the water will run down the streets where only black people live, it will bypass all of the white nieghborhoods). I am still waiting for Michael Moore to show up to victimize New Orleans residents by making money off thier suffering, like he did in Columbine and the War.

Posted by: John Lanning at September 17, 2005 11:50 PM

"Absolute moral authority'.

I wonder if the Dowdy One has paused to regret that imbeciliac turn of phrase. She does realize we're all pointing and laughing, doesn't she?

Posted by: lyle at September 18, 2005 01:28 PM
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