August 27, 2005

Except...

From a letter to OpinionJournal:

Iraq is just like Vietnam except: We occupy Hanoi. We've captured Ho Chi Minh.
The North Vietnamese have just held a free and democratic election. The North Vietnamese are working on a new constitution. Yes, Iraq is just like Vietnam.

(Thanks to Betsy Newmark)

Posted by John Weidner at August 27, 2005 11:11 AM | TrackBack
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Left-wing activists like Cindy Sheehan consider America 'morally repugnant' and 'not worth dying for'. That's why this war is so much like Vietnam to them - their furious emotional response is the same. And of course, it's all about them. Everything is always all about them.

Middle-aged Marxists want to relive their adolescent days of imagined moral superiority. They want to replay the one victory in their otherwise disappointing lives - America's defeat in Vietnam.

Objectively, it's not like Vietnam at all. But in their crabbed, smug, resentful, narcissistic anti-American hearts, it's always Vietnam.

Posted by: lyle at August 27, 2005 06:09 PM

hahahahaha...

Except she didn't finish the analogy...they hold free elections, and split Vietnam into three parts: a rich northern segment which becomes the Democratic People's Republic of Vietnam, closely aligned with China; a wealthy southern section dominated by religious extremists who hate us; and a small dirt-poor section in the middle who so strongly oppose the national split (as well as their impoverishment) that they immediately launch a new Viet-Cong style invasion of both regions, initiating a civil war which very possibly spreads to neighboring nations).

Oh, and she totally ignored the ever present Viet-Cong in both North & South Vietnam, killing Americans by the hundreds, year in and your out...

Lose-lose, brought to you by the MOST INCOMPETENT ADMINISTRATION IN U.S. HISTORY!

Posted by: Zoomie at August 28, 2005 05:41 PM

Zoomie,

The quote was from someone named Art Fougner, probably not a woman.

Your understanding of Vietnam borders on the illiterate, which is more than I can say about your understanding of Iraq.

The events you describe have not happened and seem unlikely. Maybe you should hold off a bit before you celebrate the defeat of your country.

Posted by: lyle at August 28, 2005 05:58 PM

Zoomie's only here to amp up the noise-to-signal ratio, i.e., to facilitate the opposite of communication. He's not even a propagandist, really, just a noisy ignorant troll in need of attention. There's probably some good reason why he's not banned, but it mystifies me.

Posted by: Huck Foley at August 29, 2005 10:57 AM

Why? He's our little in vitro culture of the modern lefty/democrat bacteria.

There's not a day goes by he doesn't show that I'm right, when I say that the left has no vision, no plan for a better future, no core values, and nothing positive to offer the world. Only complaints and ankle-biting, appeasement and shameful disloyalty in time of war.

They are not even socialists anymore. They are nothing.

And besides, Andrea writes funny things when she gets irked.

Posted by: John Weidner at August 29, 2005 11:09 AM

"And besides, Andrea writes funny things when she gets irked."

Well, that's SOME consolation, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Foley at August 29, 2005 11:38 AM

I aims to please.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 29, 2005 03:56 PM

It did occur to me - briefly - that Zoomie might be a John Weidner creation. He fits the conservative stereotype of moonbattery to an almost comic degree. His comments are upended barf bags of miseducation, misinformation, bad analysis, illogic and hysteria.

So I guess we should all just point and laugh. (Andrea excluded.)

Posted by: lyle at August 29, 2005 04:30 PM

Oh Lyle, if I could do that I'd call myself a wit and a blogger! But it would take far more talent than I have. I'm too set in my down-to-earth logical ways.

I have from time to time thought of inventing imaginary moonbats. I considered having Lucy Ramirez as a guest blogger! But my inspiration wasn't up to it....

Posted by: John Weidner at August 29, 2005 04:37 PM

Then maybe it's Treacher.

Posted by: lyle at August 29, 2005 06:30 PM

John writes: " He's our little in vitro culture of the modern lefty/democrat bacteria." only when he writes it the "in vitro" part is in italics. How do you get it to DO that? I tried blocking the text then hitting ctrl-i, but that just made my display go spastic.

Posted by: Huck Foley at August 31, 2005 10:03 AM

You have to add a bit of HTML.

<em> your italic text here </em>

(I hope this displays right on everyone's browsers. You should see angle brackets surrounding the "em" and "/em")

Try it, it's fun. Be sure you have the closing tag to show where italics stop.

Posted by: John Weidner at August 31, 2005 12:20 PM

"You have to add a bit of HTML."

I have to what?

Posted by: Huck Foley at September 1, 2005 09:40 AM
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