March 12, 2005

Arabs plant potatoes?

My daughter would like to share with you this joke:

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."
Posted by John Weidner at March 12, 2005 05:36 PM
Comments

Sounds like a variant on an old story.

In the version I heard, the people were Irish. The son was arrested on suspicion of being in the IRA etc. Makes more sense that way.

I'm sure that one could make some learned points about the treatment of groups that are known/suspected to support terrorism. Frankly it is 07:47 on a Sunday and I am not yet sufficiently caffinated to pull it off...

Posted by: Jim Gwyn at March 13, 2005 04:50 AM

How about: "Dig up ALL their gardens, and let Mother Nature sort 'em out."

Posted by: John Weidner at March 13, 2005 10:38 AM
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