August 18, 2004
Mythmaking in Texas...
Along the Brazos, they have their heads screwed on the right way...
...- George Bush was a failed oilman. As in, tried to build a business, and it failed, tried again, didn't go so well, either. John Kerry? I think he was a Politician.Posted by John Weidner at August 18, 2004 09:39 PM | TrackBack- George Bush owned a baseball team, the Texas Rangers. They sucked for a million years, then he bought 'em up, and they won three AL West pennants. No Steinbrenner, certainly, but it meant a lot to us here in backasswards Texas. Then he sold it for $40 bajillion to Tom Hicks, and we haven't sniffed a pennant race until this year. John Kerry? Again...Politician.
- George Bush wrested control of the famously Democrat Texas state government from that other drunkard Texas politician, Ann Richards, the Queen of One-Liners (& One-Termers). Here, John Kerry matches up -- he's a Politician.
- George Bush has had one wife, an ex-librarian, whom he loved enough to give up the demon rum, something I have never been tempted to do, being the selfish bastard that I am. John Kerry? Well...let's just say that in a perfect world, my many wives would have been half as rich. I would have wasted their vast sums of money trying to build a business that would employ others and provide something of value to people and maybe generate some returns for stakeholders...instead of continuing to be a Politician, hogging it up at the public trough and spending everybody else's money....
True, Kerry has proven himself, in both personal and "professional" life, at being an expert at spending other peoples' money. He should come right out and cite that as the main reason he'd make a good prez.
Posted by: mark-o at August 19, 2004 11:54 AMIn point of fact, Bush rather famously choose alcohol over his wife. It’s a story he himself tells, and no big secret. Bush only gave up Alcohol because he found god...
Posted by: Andrew Cory at August 19, 2004 03:44 PMWow, you couldn't resist a troll like that, could you? Nice. Know any former alcoholics who've reformed? Do you make sure to sneer at them at least once every time you meet so they don't forget how magnanimous you are for forgiving them for their lapse?
Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 20, 2004 02:48 AMMs Harris,
You may rest assured that the only reason I am not swearing at you is out of respect for Mr. Weidner’s Bandwidth. You are both a knave and a fool. Also, you would benefit from expelling your head from your own anal cavity...
The simple fact is that an alcoholic pretty much requires the grace of some higher power to stop drinking. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that I’ve never known an alcoholic who tried to stop drinking for the benefit of a spouse who didn’t go back to drinking. If an alcoholic doesn’t stop drinking for themselves, they will pretty much not be able to stop...
No matter what you say, or think of it, the story of Laura sitting George down with her on one side and a bottle of whiskey on the other and saying “choose” is pretty much a matter of public record. The fact that he got up and took a swig from the bottle does not diminish his love for her, but rather demonstrates the power of alcohol. The fact that he only was able to quit when he became born again was a part of his stump speech for a number of years...
Ultimately, I disrespect Mr. Bush for a great many things. But the fact that he has over a decade sober isn’t one of them. Hell, the fact that he has over a decade sober is probably the single greatest thing he has ever accomplished...
You little creep. I don't care how much John respects you -- I don't. I CAN READ. You clearly wrote a vicious, and off-topic slam against Bush. WHERE WAS THE TOPIC OF HIS ALCOHOLISM OR ANYONE ELSE'S ALCOHOLISM IN THIS POST??? Then you have the unmitigated gall to say -- right below WHERE ANYONE CAN READ WHAT I WROTE, that I am the one who is somehow being insulting. Your attempt to pass off your nasty crack as being merely an attempt to neutrally discuss methods of alcoholism therapy DON'T FOOL ME.
Excuse me, John, for WASTING YOUR BANDWIDTH with this ridiculous fool. I guess I'm just not as NOBLE and GOOD-HEARTED as Mr. Cory.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 20, 2004 02:04 PMGeorge Bush has had one wife, an ex-librarian, whom he loved enough to give up the demon rum, something I have never been tempted to do, being the selfish bastard that I am.
right there in the post. "Demon rum" is a reference to Bush’s past alcoholism...
I can see where, if you hadn’t read that bit, you might be more than a bit mystified as to what my comments might be about...
Posted by: Andrew Cory at August 20, 2004 02:10 PMWell okay, little boy, it's right there and I missed it! Happy now?
But your comment still looks like a nasty crack to me.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 20, 2004 06:45 PMAnd by the way, if you bothered to read the referenced post on Scott Chaffin's blog, you would have seen that he was engaging in some mock "mythmaking" about Bush to counter and/or comment on the "mythmaking" (mock or not) about Kerry engaged in by yet another blogger. So your earnest correction looks rather silly in context.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 20, 2004 06:58 PM
