May 17, 2004

Word Note

I've probably mentioned this before, but I hate it when people use the phrase "grew like Topsy" to mean "grew very fast." It doesn't.

Topsy was the little girl in Uncle Tom's Cabin, who, when asked when she was born, said, "I wasn't born. I just growed." (So the phrase might be applicable to "emergent phenomena.")

Equally annoying are facile explanations for the decline of the Roman Empire. I wrote this because I just heard some guy on the radio saying that "the welfare rolls of Rome grew like Topsy after the time of Julius Caesar."

Posted by John Weidner at May 17, 2004 09:14 AM | TrackBack
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Is that last statement even true? I mean, putting aside the fact that Rome had no welfare (though the upper classes did buy off the headcount with cheap grain during time of famine), did the lowest of the 5 Roman classes of freemen get noticeably bigger post-Caesarum?

If so, I wonder how much of that is due to the incorporation of Former Italian Allies as new citizens (which also happened about this time)? Come to think of it, Octavius’ land grab (which stole a bunch land from farmers to give to his returning soldiers) probably had something to do with any noted growth of the Head Count...

So in addition to being linguisticly horrible, this guy doesn’t seem to have his history strait...

Posted by: Andrew Cory at May 17, 2004 09:43 AM

We are surrounded by cliché Romes. They all fall. They all ignore the Eastern (Byzantine) half of the Empire, which spent another thousand years dwindling, and might still exist if not for the rise of Islam.

Word Note: When guys like Osama bin Laden talk about "Romans" they mean what we call the Byzantines...

Posted by: John Weidner at May 17, 2004 02:12 PM

In a certain sense Rome has never fallen, since so many of our institutions are based on theirs. I heard, though, that ancient Rome had a real problem with Gothic ex-slave welfare queens riding in huge chariots they'd bought with their welfare earnings. Pinky swear.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 17, 2004 04:36 PM
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