May 03, 2004
Good news...Halliburton/KFC merger announced...
From The Japan Times Online :
Toshiba Corp. and General Electric Co. have applied for permission with the U.S. Department of Energy to conduct a feasibility study on building a nuclear plant in Alabama, company sources said Sunday.Even if it doesn't get built, it will siphon off energy from the Ultras that otherwise would go to helping the terrorists win. Sort of like the papier maché airplanes widely used in WWII to attract the bombs and bullets of attackers.The two electric giants are hoping to land the contract following a Bush administration decision to once again support the construction of nuclear power plants, according to the sources...(via Judd)
President Bush should immediately announce the construction of ten new nuclear plants, and a proposal to merge Halliburton and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then smash the terrorists while nobody's looking...
Posted by John Weidner at May 3, 2004 09:19 AM | TrackBackBut John, don't you know... there is no company called "Kentucky Fried Chicken..." it's only called KFC these days. It was part of a big court case, decided when they ditched regular chickens for four-legged, six-winged genetically engineered chimeras...
(Hmm... giant six-winged chicken-thingeys running amok in the cradle of civilization, consuming all the oil reserves... this is almost as good as the "Stargate:SG1 is real" conspiracy theory.)
Posted by: Phil Fraering at May 3, 2004 10:40 AM
