November 18, 2003
a shower, clean clothes, pep-talk, a lot of coffee...
I just read some of the "letters to President Bush" in the Guardian. I couldn't read very far; the smug, flippant, condescending tone of most of them was just too irritating. This one is by the famous Blogger of Baghdad himself...
Dear George,"Bombed to freedom?" You weren't bombed. You don't know jack about bombing! Try Googling "Daisy-Cutter." If we wanted to minimize our casualties, we could have worked you guys over for a couple of months. Dropped millions of pounds of bombs. Tikrik wouldn't even exist any more. But instead there was almost no preliminary bombing. We sent a hundred-thousand of our guys racing into Iraq on the first day of action to avoid the usual destruction of war.I hate to wake you up from that dream you are having, the one in which you are a superhero bringing democracy and freedom to underdeveloped, oppressed countries. But you really need to check things out in one of the countries you have recently bombed to freedom. Georgie, I am kind of worried that things are going a bit bad in Iraq and you don't seem to care that much. You might want it to appear as if things are going well and sign Iraq off as a job well done, but I am afraid this is not the case.
Listen, habibi, it is not over yet. Let me explain this in simple terms. You have spilled a glass full of tomato juice on an already dirty carpet and now you have to clean up the whole room. Not all of the mess is your fault but you volunteered to clean it up. I bet if someone had explained it to you like that you would have been less hasty going on our Rambo-in-Baghdad trip.YOU don't get it. What we are doing is not "cleaning up the mess." It's more like getting you into good enough shape to start cleaning up your own nasty mess. Sort of like taking in hand someone who's been on a drunken binge. Get 'em a shower, clean clothes, pep-talk, a lot of coffee...so that maybe they can make it into work and not get fired. What you would call "cleaned-up" is just a starting-point for what we call a clean-up. The best day Iraq ever had is still squalor by our standards.
To tell you the truth, I am glad that someone is doing the cleaning up, and thank you for getting rid of that scary guy with the hideous moustache that we had for president. But I have to say that the advertisements you were dropping from your B52s before the bombs fell promised a much more efficient and speedy service. We are a bit disappointed. So would you please, pretty please, with sugar on top, get your act together and stop telling people you have Iraq all figured out when you are giving us the trial-and-error approach?Actually, we are a bit disappointed in Iraq. Have been for, oh, well, quite a few centuries now...You have no idea how pathetic you sound, whining and sniveling because Uncle Sam isn't taking care of you.
Anyway, I hope this doesn't disturb you too much. Have a nice stay in London, wave hello to the demonstrators, and give my regards to your spin doctors. I bet they are having a hell of a job making you look good.Is this jerk like, 16, or something? Didn't his parents teach him any manners? And where exactly was he when Saddam was murdering his countrymen by the hundreds-of-thousands? If he calls what was going on "an already dirty carpet," I'd guess he wasn't worrying too much about having his own tongue cut out or his own sister raped. Wonder why? Well, my sympathies are with those Iraqis who are sifting bones out of the sand, looking for their loved ones. NOT for smart-alec kids of the nomenklatura.Regards,
Salam Pax
The Baghdad Blogger
And what exactly is he doing to help his country? Not much I'd guess. Just looking down his nose at any poor grown-ups who are foolish enough to roll up their sleeves and try to fix things. If he were here he'd be a Democrat for sure.
What we've given you Iraqis, Mr Salam Pax, is not freedom. It's a chance to become free. Like teenagers wanting to leave home, you will be truly free only when you can take care of yourselves.
Posted by John Weidner at November 18, 2003 09:57 PM | TrackBackAmen to that!
Posted by: Ith at November 20, 2003 06:14 PMNow THAT is a truly great post! Not that it's a surprise coming from you.
Posted by: Scott Chaffin at November 21, 2003 06:30 AMHopefully this is the turning point where people will stop kissing Salam Pax's behind. He's gotten tool much slack for being the "first Iraqi blogger," when his output is filled with the kind of obtuseness, faux sophistication and moral bankruptcy that we've learned to expect from the New York Times editorial page. Basically, I don't need to read Salam Pax to get the same nonsense I can get from the regular media outlets.
Posted by: Joshua Chamberlain at November 21, 2003 02:57 PMWELL SAID!
I agree with (Brevet Colonel) Joshua Chamberlain, above, and add that you very accurately make the distinction between the sadly mistaken conflation 'given someone freedom' and the reality-based 'have given Iraqis a chance to become free!'
Freedom, as one of the branches of responsibility, must be earned. Salam Pox has NOT even BEGUN to earn his, yet.
For shame, Salam. Grow up. Be an adult.
Posted by: SharpShooter at November 21, 2003 08:37 PMI think most Iraqis, no the world, realizes we never went there for Iraqi freedom and liberation. That reason is just as true as WMDs, Al-Quada, nuclear programs, and all of the other creative "truths" we used to get there. In the end the only reason we went there was to control oil. Saddam had not been on the American payroll for a decade and we need a new stooge running that country that obeys us. The only people who do not realize this are Americans.
Did you know that the Constitution does not give people rights?
People’s rights preexist both the Constitution and the federal government. The Constitution sets barriers to the power of the government in order to prevent it from taking away people’s preexisting rights.
It seems to be the case that some would rather nag and bitch about other citizens in other countries not being grateful about being handed something they themselves did not give nor do they even seem to understand.
We seem to lecture Salam about something that is inherently his. Or are inalienable rights contingent on lonely bLoggers getting their nationalistic egos stroked?
I don't think the Iraqis are impressed with American blowhards, whether they are soldiers or bLoggers. The Iraqi's are going to turn on us like Vietnamese farmers.
Posted by: bill & ted at November 21, 2003 11:53 PMYou make a good point in that if we wanted to, Tikrit would not exist today, had we decided to. But that applies to the entire middle east region, the source of the terrorist attacks on our country. I think that Salam missed this point.
Which is a shame. What Salam indicates is not a grateful, if impatient populace, but a ungrateful one all too willing to be Saddam's lapdog. He really needs to think about whether this is the impression he wants to convey to the American people, as he, whether intentionally or willingly, or not, represents the Iraqi people on the world stage, especially in the blogosphere.
People might take his attitude as common, and that would be bad for Iraq, for the Middle East, and possibly even Islam itself.
We are in Iraq, because we think the Iraqi people can change their nation, their government and are not immune to freedom's lure. If this is perceived to be mistaken, if too many Americans begin to see the Iraqis as whiny ungrateful brats, willing to live under a tyrant, and vent their anger at those who freed them, there is always Plan B.
We could wipe out Tikrit. And Baghdad, and most of the Middle east in a single night. We could scour the country clean of such vermin. We don't because we think that those "vermin" are not vermin, but decent people who want to be free.
Don't prove us wrong here Salam. Grow up, take responsibility for your own country, and help build it, rather than sitting on your backside and whine because we don't do things exactly the way you want us to. Don't give us a reason to lose faith in you individually or as a people.
In short, stop acting so damn French.
Posted by: ben at November 22, 2003 12:50 AM
